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Editor’s Note: This story is Young!Once-ler x Once-ler.

The Once-ler had been waiting for this visit for a long time. he had promised little oncie that he would visit him as soon as he was free, which was that saturday.

“Promise?” Oncie asked him as he got ready for bed, his little blue eyes staring eagerly into Once-ler’s own.

“I promise; cross my heart, hope to die” Once-ler assured him as he tucked the little 6 year old boy softly and gently, as a father would.

Except Once-ler wasn’t a father. Being a father was far from his mind. He was merely Oncie’s guardian; a friend of his mother. He was in charge of all the expenses and visited Oncie occasionally. He loved the child very much and the sight of his smile warmed his heart.

After his meeting the Once-ler drove to the children’s medical hospital. He rode the elevator to the fifth floor: the Children’s ward. Because he was always visiting Oncie, the nurse was already waiting for him.

“He’s been waiting for you since this morning! He kept asking if you came since he woke up!” the nurse informed him. “Oh, i hope he isn’t upset with me for not coming as early as he expected” the Once-ler rushed to Oncie’s room, which he inquired exclusively for Oncie.

As soon as he opened the door, a little figure gave him a strong attack hug. Because Oncie was so small he only reached up to Once-ler’s thighs. He was laughing, saying “i knew you would keep your promise!” He looked up at the Once-ler and smiled at him, so sweetly that the Once-ler couldn’t help but smile, too.

the Once-ler took hold of the young boy and carried him in his arms. “Of course i would come, who do you think i am?” he asked him teasingly. The little boy laughed again as they sat down on Oncie’s hospital bed, Oncie on the Once-ler’s lap.

“Well, I  thought you might not come because the doctor said that my sickness would be infectious” the boy told the grown-up man, suddenly serious. the Once-ler sighed as he remembered why this innocent little boy was here. but he smiled again. “it doesn’t MATTER; i would still visit you even though i would get sick as well!” the boy smiled again and hugged him.

“Oh, i almost forgot, i did something for you!” Oncie said, gesturing to once-ler to put him back on his bed. Oncie took a piece of paper out from beneath his pillow. He showed it to the Once-ler. It was a crayon drawing of a tall man and a little boy outside an orange and red house.

“This is me,” Oncie said, pointing at the small figure, “And this is you!” he continued, pointing at the tall man. “And this is the house we will live in when i get better!” he explained, pointing at the oddly-colored house.

the Once-ler gently took the drawing from Oncie. “oh, this is great, Oncie! You’re quite the artist!” he commented. The little boy beamed. “thanks!” he said. Then his smile disappeared. “But…”

the Once-ler sensed the change in Oncie’s mood, and turned to him. “But what, Oncie?” he asked.

“The doctor said i might never get better”

Silence followed that remark, and Oncie felt like crying. He never wanted to get sick; it just happened. the Once-ler put down the drawing and hugged little Oncie tight.

“Don’t think about that, Oncie. you’ll get better, the doctors will find a way to cure your sickness. I promise”

The little boy looked at Once-ler, his blue eyes brimming with tears and hope.

“Promise?”

the Once-ler took a deep breath, but continued to smile.

“I promise, oncie” he whispered softly, embracing him again.

…..

The Once-ler had been waiting for this visit for a long time. Though it was still hard on him, he found courage in the little boy’s blue eyes. A boquet of flowers in hand, he walked to the tombstone in the town graveyard.

Oncie

His smile and his hope so true

Yet he was taken away much too soon

2006-2012

The Once-ler stared down at the grave, and he felt like crying again. but he knew he couldn’t cry in front of Oncie. So he smiled and said,

“Hi Oncie. I told you i would visit. i hope you are happy wherever you are. I miss you very much, Oncie. Your mother does, too. I am sorry i wasn’t able to keep my promise. The doctors couldn’t cure you after all. I am so sorry, Oncie. I truly am…” the Once-ler wiped his tears with the back of his hand, and tried to smile again.

“But i did keep my promise of visiting you, Oncie. I would visit you no matter what happens. It may snow a blizzard, rain a storm, or whatever, but nothing will stop me from being at your side, Oncie…

…no matter what”

 

 

 


Editor’s Note: The questions are from askgreedlerandoncie.tumblr.com The locations of the fan-girls asking was made up. 

Interviewer: So, here we are with Oncie for our special Oncest fan-girl tribute! We have questions for Oncie from fan-girls from the internet for Oncie, and later on we will interview Greedler.

Interviewer: First off, how are you Oncie?

Oncie: (smiles adorably ) I’m fine, thank you.

Interviewer: How’s Greedler?

Oncie: he’s doing fine…ever since our relationship leaked out he was getting more fan-girls than money from his, or our, Thneed business. He seems really happy about this, though.

Interviewer: Can you please explain how you two got together in the first place when you are practically the same person?

Oncie: We-e-ll….it’s really hard to explain. But i think it was when the Thneed business was failing and Greedler lost it and suddenly he became two people. yeah, i know, it’s really weird (laughs in a very cute way)

Interviewer: (laughs slightly) Ok, so, our first question from a fan-girl from new York City is: ‘What was the sweetest thing Greedler ever did to you?’

Oncie: (quiet for a while) Well, once i was really sad because i was lonely when he’s off to work and he felt so sorry for me that he took the day off and spent the whole day bonding with me. We shared marshmallows and pancakes, too. I think that’s the sweetest thing he’s done to me so far.

Interviewer: Ok, our second question is from a girl in Columbia. She says, ‘Does Greedler ever take you out on a date?’

Oncie: Yes, he does take me on dates to fancy restaurants, but he’s really strict with everything from the food to the price. After dinner we usually go to a bar and get a little drunk, but nowadays we dance at the center of the restaurant; and though Greedler seems un-confident about his dancing, he’s really sweet and he’s really giving so much effort.

Interviewer: Ok, a girl from California is asking you, ‘Do you find it weird that Greedler always has his clothes on during sexy time?’

Oncie: Sometimes, yes i do. But i think it’s his way of making me feel so inferior to him, which i think is his main technique during sexy time. But now that i think of it, i don’t mind. They’re soft.

Interviewer: Oncie, this is the last question from a girl in Minnesota. She wants to know ‘If you two were in Hogwarts and were sorted out to houses, where would you and Oncie be in?’

Oncie: I might be in Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, but I am a hundred percent sure that Greedler is in Slytherin. Green is his color. Without his green pimp suit, you can’t tell us apart.

Interviewer: well, that’s all the questions, thank you so much Oncie! Best wishes for you and Greedler!

Oncie: Thank you!


Editor’s Note: This fanfic was inspired from cartoonjunkie’s fan-art “Marshmallow Kisses”

Greedler and Oncie were sitting together on the couch watching TV. Greedler was extremely bored and wanted to have some fun with his lover. He watched from the corner of his eye as Oncie put a marshmallow (his all-time favorite snack) in his mouth. Suddenly Greedler had a very erotic idea.

He quickly held Oncie’s shoulders and made Oncie face him. And before Oncie could comprehend what was going on, Greedler had bashed his lips against Oncie’s own. The older’s tongue entered the younger’s mouth and massaged the sweet tongue of Oncie, as if it was a lollipop. Oncie’s dick started to swell and he moved along with the lusty Greedler.

Greedler took Oncie’s tongue in his mouth and sucked it. Oncie moaned in its pleasure. Greedler suddenly reached inside Oncie’s pants and rubbed Oncie’s sweet spot. Oncie’s grip on Greedler tightened, and his moans grew louder. “Mmnff…faster, Greedler…faster…” Oncie moaned in between deep kisses with his lover. It was a wonderful moment of love and lust, a moment where it seemed as if nothing will come between them, and they will never be separated from each other.

Finally, Greedler’s hand pulled out from Oncie’s pants. His gloved hand was stained and the sticky liquid dripped onto the couch as Greedler an Oncie took deep breaths of air.

Greedler smiled, but he was not yet contented. He wanted more, much more. He held Oncie’s chin with his unstained hand and kissed Oncie’s forehead. He slowly whispered to Oncie’s ear “Let’s go to my bedroom, baby” Oncie smiled back. The two lovers stood up, and, hand in hand, walked to Greedler’s room.


A/N: Warning! This story contains fluffy Oncest.  You also get to see the better, less scary side of Once-ler/Greedler. Also, it’s completely AU.

 

Once-ler had known Oncie for quite a while now. They were both college students; Once-ler studying law and Oncie studying medicine. Once-ler considered he was the star pupil. He always knew he would win in everything and he was also the sort of bastard who was never afraid of the opposite sex.  But because of the pressure from his A-list family, he was starting to struggle with Law, but no one would help him due to his horrid reputation and his old, infamous nickname, Greedler.

Oncie, on the other hand, was the complete opposite. He studied hard but he was very humble. He always found time to help those who need medical assistance even if he was having financial problems. He and Once-ler did not really get along at first, but now , as they spent more time together, he began to warm up to him. He knew that deep inside Once-ler’s smug grin and confident look, there was a warm-hearted man struggling to get out. He knew that one day Once-ler would forget his pride and turn to him for help.

That day came 3 weeks, 10 hours, 26 minutes and 12 seconds since the day they first met. Once-ler needed to know the definition of these medical terms for his practice case. He could have just searched in the library, but like every Law student, he didn’t have enough time for that. He needed help, but he knew no one who would be willing to help him but Oncie.

After his class, Once-ler headed to the University Library. He searched around until he found Oncie, sitting on a chair, reading a thick red book. A part of Once-ler didn’t want any help from other people. But Once-ler had nobody else to turn to now. And he was desperate.

So he took a deep breath, adjusted his long top hat that came with his green pimp suit (which he wore every chance he got), and walked to Oncie.

“I need your help” he told Oncie as soon as he was standing in front of him. Oncie slowly put down the book and eyed Once-ler suspiciously.  “A simple ‘hello’ would be nice” he answered, and went back to reading.

Once-ler rolled his eyes. “Come on, I really need your help. It’ll just be quick, I swear” he assured Oncie hastily. But Oncie just flipped the page of the book nonchalantly, as if Once-ler wasn’t there.

Once-ler sighed. He didn’t want to do it, but it was his last option.  “I’ll buy 10 Thneeds from you” he suggested.

Oncie quickly shut his book and grinned at Oncie. “I’m listening…” he said. Oncie was selling these things called Thneeds (a thing everybody needs, according to him) He was selling it to fellow students so that he would have more money for his sick mother and his personal needs. But so far not many people bought Thneeds.

Once-ler smiled and knelt down so that he and Oncie would be in eye-level.   “I need help in defining these medical terms for my practice case on Thursday. For every hour I’d buy 10 Thneeds from you, in cash. And if the results are good, I’d buy extra” Once-ler explained. “When will this start, and where will this happen?” Oncie asked, interested at the thought of getting lots of money every hour. “It’ll be in my room. Tonight” Once-ler answered.

…..

It had been a long night. As they sat side by side, Oncie and Once-ler pored over books that never seemed to end, and only stopped to eat a bit and for bathroom breaks.

Oncie’s eyes were getting really heavy. He seemed to be reading the same line over and over again. “I’ll just rest my eyes for a second” he thought and closed his eyes.

When Once-ler turned to Oncie to ask the meaning of this certain word, he found Oncie deeply asleep. Once-ler smiled and chuckled over it.

As Once-ler chuckled at Oncie that was the first time he ever noticed how nice Oncie’s chocolate-brown hair was.  His face seemed gentle, even if he was sound asleep. A small smile could be seen at the corner of Oncie’s lips. That made Once-ler’s smile grew bigger. He looked so…so cute.

Once-ler gasped at what he just thought of. “I’m probably just really tired” he told himself. Once-ler tried to concentrate but he couldn’t, and he kept on looking back at Oncie.

Oncie’s soft breathing calmed him down; almost making him forget the pressure he always received from his family. It started to get really hard not to look at him. Eventually, Once-ler found himself staring at Oncie for a long time.

When Once-ler finally tore his gaze away, he suddenly felt Oncie’s head rest on his shoulders. Oncie’s arm and leg were brushing against Once-ler’s, too.  Once-ler began to blush madly and he wanted to push Oncie away; but he couldn’t do it.

After a while, Once-ler stood up from his seat, while carefully holding Oncie’s fragile head in his hands so as not to wake him up. Once-ler took hold of Oncie’s body and carried him to his bed, bridal style. Once-ler carefully laid Oncie on the bed and tucked him in.

Once-ler stared at Oncie again, and slowly he bent down to kiss him on the forehead. He did not know the exact reason why he would kiss Oncie, but his heart wanted him to.

At the last second Oncie woke up, and they looked at each other, their faces inches apart. Suddenly Oncie snaked an arm up Once-ler’s neck, dragged Once-ler to him, and kissed him softly on the lips. The only reason was because Oncie was head over heels in love with Once-ler, and his heart finally won over his mind.

It was just a peck, but suddenly Once-ler wanted more. He didn’t really know it until then, but he was in love with Oncie, too. They smiled at each other, and Oncie took Once-ler into the bed, as the pages of their books flipped restlessly into the night.