This is How it Started

(Imaginary) Interviewer: So, Oncie, tell me about your relationship with Greedler. What does he do to turn you on?

Oncie: (somewhat embarrassed) Whenever things start getting, um, kinky between us, he always teases me by touching my body and he never fails to make me all horny and stuff.

Greedler: I guess I’m an expert at that, besides being totally hot and swag-tastic.

Interviewer: What do you think about your fandom?

Oncie: I find it overwhelming but it’s great to know that other people think that the love between us is beautiful. Because it is.

Greedler: (wraps arm around Oncie’s shoulder like a perfect boyfriend) This beautiful man always makes my day. I don’t think i could survive without him. And the money, by the way. Him and money. But it’s always him who comes first.

Oncie: (turns to Greedler) aww, that’s so sweet…

Greedler: Everything for you, baby (kisses Oncie lightly)

Interviewer: So, why did you decide to create a fanfcition blog dedicated to the fangirls of your relationship?

Oncie: We both decided that, since we’re pretty much known almost everywhere now since the movie, we could make every fan-girl’s day complete through moments in our relationship.

Greedler: Think of it like our tribute to the amazing ladies out there who love us despite the laws of society.

Greedler: (stands up and suddenly carried Oncie, bridal style)

Greedler: (to the interviewer) now, if you’ll excuse us, we better have some fun in my bedroom.

Greedler: (to you) Enjoy our love story! And stay stupid, baby!